December 2010
36 posts
We've been at my parents place for 10 minutes......
Me: Are there any extra hangers?
Mom: Yes, in your rooms.
Me: I was just in both rooms. There were no hangers.
Mom: Yeah I know I had to buy them.
Me: Oh. Well, where are they?
Mom: I didn't buy them yet.
Henry: Remember the time in Turkey when the chicken beat you at tic tac toe?
Slickrate: I hope my Christmas is just like this.....
Watched Toy Story 3 and didn't cry
If you sing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer song with that “like a light bulb shit” you can fuck off.
I’m gonna make a words with friends t-shirt that says “QI till I die” or “Shock and awe from my ZA”